Top 10 Reasons to Play LOTRO

10) You can be a farmer. When you see somebody making tons of gold, and you call them a Chinese Gold Farmer, they might actually be just that.

9) You can smoke weed, and nobody will arrest you.

8) You can farm for weed, and then smoke it.

7) Instances have storyline, and characters will be interacting in dialogue, including the eye of Sauron blaring at you from time to time. It feels more like an action sequence than a dungeon.

6) You can flirt with Tom Bombadil. Or you can just hit up Strider at the Prancing Pony.

5)You can acquire tasteful gear, such as the riveting Leather Banana Armor, or my favorite, the Helmet...of Love.

4) Cheap Beer is a loot drop. "Better than water, but not by much." If only beer was a drop IRL. Could you imagine fighting a wino and getting his loot?! As long as it's not Pab's Blue River. But I digress.

3) You can be a part of classic guilds such as "The Lords of the Bling", or "The Manly Men of Mordor" (that one's mine). People are very creative.

2) You can PvP as a Warg.

1) 10 bucks a month, or 200 for lifetime membership. Great goddamn deal.



Time to bake cookies.

Cash, Gold, WTF!!

Where the hell do you go to find money in this game? And could somebody break down how mounts work? Do you have to buy a mount and the riding skill separately or is it together?


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Is Cajun really a 50 yr old bull dyke from Costa Rica?

Cajun's Rant

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Top Ten Reasons NOT To Play A New Race on WOW

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Reason # 10

Millions of people, in the same zone, trying to kill the same level one bunny. Enough said.

Reason # 9

Belfs can be both Hunters AND Rogues? Yo .. try to get a bow, dagger or sword when this thing comes out

Reason # 8

Standing in line to get to the bank or the AH because of the crowds. Mail? Forget it.

Reason # 7

If the Belf area is anything like the Nelf area, there will a quest that involves clicking on a NPC, watch him slooowly walk to a planter and plant his seeds. All the while, he is un-clickable. Should be interesting as the crowds gather

Reason # 6

Dancing. Everywhere. Always. Never stops. Never ends.

Reason # 5

AH Prices on what people think twink gear is. Level 18 Ring of +4 spirit = 10g.
Reason # 4

Millions of new chars. They all can hunt, quest, eat and drink. Think about it ... have you ever actually seen a toilet or shower in this game?

Reason # 3

Newbie Zone General Chat.

Reason # 2

Nobody likes an elf.

Reason # 1
Because you are too tired to get ganked a few hundred times in Stranglethorn Vale all over again as you try to get through your 30's.

Team Speak

I'm looking for a way right now to get the status of who is logged onto TS to feed onto the site. :)

Instances...

I'm gonna try and get 62 tonight, then I need to run the Slave Pens. Anyone willing to help me?

Currently...

I'm playing World of Warcraft as a Warlock (no they are NOT overpowered) and digging it! My character is named Nettlekiss (lvl 61) and she's on Cenarion Circle, Horde of course.

I want this space to be a place for my friends and I to leave messages for each other. No structure, just whatever you feel like saying. Want to try and run a particular instance, shout it here. Want some help getting levels? Say so.

Consider this space our (PS) unofficial shoutbox, till we get something else going.

"Friedtaters picks Ludi's pocket for 25 gold."