10) You can be a farmer. When you see somebody making tons of gold, and you call them a Chinese Gold Farmer, they might actually be just that.
9) You can smoke weed, and nobody will arrest you.
8) You can farm for weed, and then smoke it.
7) Instances have storyline, and characters will be interacting in dialogue, including the eye of Sauron blaring at you from time to time. It feels more like an action sequence than a dungeon.
6) You can flirt with Tom Bombadil. Or you can just hit up Strider at the Prancing Pony.
5)You can acquire tasteful gear, such as the riveting Leather Banana Armor, or my favorite, the Helmet...of Love.
4) Cheap Beer is a loot drop. "Better than water, but not by much." If only beer was a drop IRL. Could you imagine fighting a wino and getting his loot?! As long as it's not Pab's Blue River. But I digress.
3) You can be a part of classic guilds such as "The Lords of the Bling", or "The Manly Men of Mordor" (that one's mine). People are very creative.
2) You can PvP as a Warg.
1) 10 bucks a month, or 200 for lifetime membership. Great goddamn deal.
Time to bake cookies.
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You paint a glorious picture my friend...*lusts after strider where he sits moodily staring into his ale* Who wouldn't love that??
Adam was talking about giving it a try too!
lNo way? Yeah?
*hands fold* Excellent...
Yep. He saw my link on the page and checked it out. *proud*
Everybody is doing it! Better download the beta and check it out!
30% of the download to go...can't wait!
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